Washington, D.C. - December 20, 2005

Lexicon XVI

DailyCandy’s Food Lexicon

Eating. We all gotta do it. (Okay, not you, Nicole Richie.)

So, for DailyCandy’s first Washington, D.C., Lexicon, we dedicate the first of many to a subject on everyone’s mind this holiday season: food.

Carb bomb n. An assortment of fresh breads served before breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Crapas n. One of the many bad versions of the “small plates” craze.

Ickymaki n. A frightening sushi offering.

Lauriolpalozza n. The insane time between 5 and 11 p.m. on Friday night when everyone drinks 800 margaritas and gets wasted waiting for a table at Lauriol Plaza (or any popular restaurant).

Martyrini n. A drink ordered after a particularly bad day.

Sinabler n. Someone who’s a bad influence on your diet. (“Wanna split the fries?”)

Soy Capitan n. Someone who substitutes soy for all normal foods (see also: Seitan Worshiper).