Outrageously attractive waiters. Year-round convertible weather. Mark Ruffalo. There are so many things L.A.’s got that we haven’t.

But the biggest slap in the face? Fred Segal. It’s easy to look like a movie star with one of the world’s hottest boutiques just down the street.

But there’s no need to languish in envy any longer. Fred Segal Feet has just opened online, and the brand new outpost carries the entire collection of shoes and bags available in the L.A. store.

So you can get all the Andre Trenier, Luciano Padovan, Roberto Cavalli, and Giuseppe Zanotti you want, right from the comfort of your own home. Hand-painted shoes by fine artists? All yours, baby. Diamond-encrusted sneaks? The camera’s loving you already. Pretty soon, you’ll be fleeing the paparazzi with the best of ’em.

Now if only your agent would take your calls.

Available online at fredsegalfeet.com.