The world may be your oyster, but you’re stuck in town this weekend. No worries: There’s plenty of foreign-flavored fun to keep you occupied.
HEAR
Assrockers CD Release Party
What: The local band introduces their newest album, Suggestive Material, and throws in a performance.
Why: Carpe denim.
When: Sat., doors open at 10 p.m.
Where: DC9, 1940 9th St NW, b/t T & U Sts. (202-483-5000).
SEE
Taffety Punk Performance
What: The theater company’s first full production, Let X.
Why: Y not?
When: Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.
Where: Meade Theater Lab, 916 G St. NW, b/t 9th & 10th Sts. (202-261-6612). Reserve tickets at info@taffetypunk.com.
DO
D.C. Yoga Week
What: Yoga studios offer free and $5 classes.
Why: There’s no place like om.
When: Thru May 5.
Where: See website for details.
BUY
Georgetown Open-Air Market
What: French Market-style sidewalk sale hosted by Sassanova, Pink November, Patisserie Poupon, Ilo, Baldaquin, and others.
Why: You love Paris in the springtime.
When: Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Wisconsin Ave. NW, b/t P & R Sts (202-298-9222).
DRINK
Greek Wine
What: Make a dinner reservation and taste 25 wines from Greece, plus get 25 percent off if you purchase a wine you taste.
Why: It’s all Greek to you.
When: Sun., 4-6 p.m.
Where: Zaytinya, 701 9th St. NW, b/t G & H Sts. (202-638-0800).