Don’t ask why. 

Rather, ask Wye.

We’re speaking of Jon Wye, belt designer extraordinaire. And if you’re looking for reasons to wear one of his new belts, here are a few:

1. You’re ready to rock and roll. The waist cinchers make you look cool enough to be with the band, and the flattering wide cut hides flab around your middle.

2. Mass production is lame. Each belt is created from leather that is tooled and painted by hand.

3. Keep it simple, stupid. Available in black, brown, or multicolor with large, ornamental buckles, the belts look best with a simple ensemble so they get the attention they deserve.

4. Think globally, act locally. Wye is a local designer, so show some support, yo.

5. Accidents do happen. And you don’t want one of them to be your pants falling down.

Oh, now you wanna know where? Sheesh. See below.

Available at Unsung Offline Boutique, 2412 18th Street NW, rear door a, in the alley (202-234-1788); online at unsungdesigners.com.