It wasn’t endearing or funny even the first time.

Yet, still, whenever it’s someone’s birthday, you feel compelled to call up and belt out the infamous “you live in a zoo” rendition of “Happy Birthday” at the top of your lungs.

This year, instead of scaring everyone except your grandmother (she’s deaf), let GoCakeGo.com bestow the greetings.

They’ll start by delivering a gourmet cake in a festive green box to the b-day boy or girl (FedEx’ed overnight to ensure freshness). Choose from a 9-inch double-fudge triple-layer (their signature), white buttercream, carrot, or lemon or raspberry torte. Also included are all the fiesta essentials: candles, napkins, forks, plates, a cake knife, and even confetti.

Then, they’ll put the cherry on top with an online party, delivered via e-mail on the special day. The e-soiree is a collection of birthday greetings from everyone near and dear, compiled by GCG. All you have to do is supply e-mail addresses.

Now, if only someone could stop you from singing your profanity-laced version of “9 to 5” at the office’s holiday karaoke party.

Available online at gocakego.com.