Sung to the tune of “Walk This Way.”

Check out these pieces, to wow he never ceases
Nylon Flocks is the name of the line
Designs from a man Down Under, sure to make you wonder
How it’s possible to feel so fine

Printed silk and stretchy jersey make for pieces that are worthy
Of someone who wants the best and no less
Top with a printed bolero; crowds will stop and stare
And it starts with a little dress
Like this!

Sexy, modern, and bold, not for the conservatively old
Make a statement in an outfit unique
Singin’, “Yes, I dare,” without a world of care
Curiosity you will pique

So you take a big chance at the Capitol Hill dance
And wear a dress that is ready to play
It’s young, hip, and sassy, though you still look classy
You know that Nylon Flocks is here to stay

Flock this way
Just gimme a dress
Like this!

Available at Alex Boutique, 1919 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, enter on Eye Street, between 19th and 20th Streets (202-296-2610). To see styles, go to nicolafinetti.com.