Try not to embarrass yourself this weekend.

SEE
9x10 WPA\C Member Show
What: The sixth group exhibit in a nine-part series with works by Judy Jashinsky, Paul Longanbach, Ruth Schilling Harwood, and seven others.
Why: It’s the whole nine yards.
When: Thru Sept. 14. Mon.-Fri., 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat., noon-4 p.m.
Where: WWP Gallery at Mickelson’s Fine Art Framing, 629 New York Ave. NW, b/t 6th & 7th Sts. (202-628-1734).

READ
From Your Dear Diary
What: Share your embarrassing teenage musings when you try out for the Mortified stage show.
Why: Don’t be ashamed.
When: Sat. & Sun.
Where: Sign up online at getmortified.com.

SHOP
Maggie and Lola Summer Sale
What: Love Life, Calypso, Julie Haus, and more at 60 percent off.
Why: Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.
When: Thru Aug. 26. Tues.-Fri., noon-6 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 1013 E St. SE, at Pennsylvania Ave. (202-234-2850).

RECYCLE
Your Denim
What: Bring in a pair of old jeans to donate and get 20 percent off a new pair from lines like A.P.C., Helmut Lang, and Nudie Jeans.
Why: One good turn deserves another.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: Barneys Co-Op, 3040 M St. NW, b/t 31st & Thomas Jefferson Sts. (202-350-5832).

EAT
La Tomatina Festival
What: Jaleo hosts a two-week tomato festival with special drinks and a menu inspired by the tomato battle in Bunol, Spain
Why: You say tomato; they say gazpacho.
When: Sun. & Mon., 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 11:30 a.m.-11:30 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 11:30 a.m.-midnight.
Where: 480 7th St. NW, at E St. (202-628-7949).