Hush, little lady, don’t say a word,
We’re going to tell you something we’ve heard.

Synergy Spa’s got something for you,
The Power Nap treatment will make you feel new.

Enter a room filled with beautiful smells,
And soothing scenes with light pastels.

She rids your face of dirt and grime,
Then an enzyme mask for a bit of time.

And if that fruit-based mask don’t fix,
The lavender sinus massage will do the trick.

And if that massage don’t melt the stress,
The antiaging serum will be a success.

And if that serum doesn’t solve your probs,
They’ll cover your lids in tea-soaked swabs.

And if those swabs don’t make you well,
They’ll top it all off with a hydrating gel.

At just 40 bucks it’ll be a hit,
Much, much better than your same old — stuff.

Available at Synergy Day Spa, 1806 Vernon Street NW, between 18th and 19th Streets, suite c (202-667-1855 or synergydayspa.net).