Hush, little lady, don’t say a word, We’re going to tell you something we’ve heard. Synergy Spa’s got something for you, The Power Nap treatment will make you feel new. Enter a room filled with beautiful smells, And soothing scenes with light pastels. She rids your face of dirt and grime, Then an enzyme mask for a bit of time. And if that fruit-based mask don’t fix, The lavender sinus massage will do the trick. And if that massage don’t melt the stress, The antiaging serum will be a success. And if that serum doesn’t solve your probs, They’ll cover your lids in tea-soaked swabs. And if those swabs don’t make you well, They’ll top it all off with a hydrating gel. At just 40 bucks it’ll be a hit, Much, much better than your same old — stuff. Available at Synergy Day Spa, 1806 Vernon Street NW, between 18th and 19th Streets, suite c (202-667-1855 or synergydayspa.net).