Hush, little lady, don’t say a word,
We’re going to tell you something we’ve heard.
Synergy Spa’s got something for you,
The Power Nap treatment will make you feel new.
Enter a room filled with beautiful smells,
And soothing scenes with light pastels.
She rids your face of dirt and grime,
Then an enzyme mask for a bit of time.
And if that fruit-based mask don’t fix,
The lavender sinus massage will do the trick.
And if that massage don’t melt the stress,
The antiaging serum will be a success.
And if that serum doesn’t solve your probs,
They’ll cover your lids in tea-soaked swabs.
And if those swabs don’t make you well,
They’ll top it all off with a hydrating gel.
At just 40 bucks it’ll be a hit,
Much, much better than your same old — stuff.
Available at Synergy Day Spa, 1806 Vernon Street NW, between 18th and 19th Streets, suite c (202-667-1855 or synergydayspa.net).