Host: Welcome to Date Me. Let’s make a match. Take it away, contestants!
Giggly Blonde: Contestant One, describe your ideal date.
Contestant One: We’d hit this spanking new restaurant called Enology. The serene ambiance allows for plenty of canoodling and good conversation, too.
GB: What’s in it for me?
CO: What would you say to cheese, charcuterie, and handmade chocolate truffles like the Montezuma with chipotle peppers, hot cinnamon, and Venezuelan chocolate? There’s lots of beer, but the huge draw is the American wine list offering biodynamic and organic bottles.
GB: Sounds up my alley. Tell me a little more about your taste.
CO: I’m into nice legs, a full body, and a relationship that lasts beyond dinner.
GB: That’s totally me!
CO: I was talking about my wine, but I suppose you’ll do, doll.
Enology, 3238 Wisconsin Avenue NW, between Macomb Street and Woodley Road (202-362-0362 or enologydc.com).