Boys are rotten, made from cotton. Girls are dandy, made from candy.

And then there are those who seem to be an all-you-can-eat buffet for mosquitoes.

Thankfully, those dearly be-bitten can turn to Insectmist for relief. The local business uses organic and biodegradable insecticides that rid your yard of mosquitoes, flies, gnats, spiders, wasps, and other unwanted creepy-crawlies.

The water-based mists are available on a one-time basis or as automated installation system that provide continual outdoor protection. Both services are inconspicuous (no giant bug zappers), residue free, and nontoxic to pets.

If you choose the long-term option, the company guarantees proper maintenance and repairs.

Giving you freedom to bug off with all the other boys and girls.

Insectmist (888-662-8432 or mybugsolution.com).