Go out and pants somebody.

SHOP
National Jean Company Grand Opening
What: The Reston store opens with a 20 percent discount and a J Brand trunk show.
Why: It’s okay to be blue.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: 1826 Library St., Reston Town Center, Reston (703-689-2101).

Cuts & Cocktails & Clothing
What: Have your coif cut or blown out while you sip champagne and nibble a snack, then shop fashion deals from the owner of Gossip on 23rd.
Why: Shear pleasure.
When: Sun., 2-5 p.m.
Where: 604 23rd St. S., Arlington (703-920-1498).

EAT
Political Palate
What: Show political support with your stomach by ordering Chicago-style half smokes or Arizona-inspired ribs to support your candidate.
Why: Eat your words.
When: Mon.-Thurs., 5:30-10 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 5:30-11 p.m.
Where: The Source by Wolfgang Puck, 575 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, at 6th St. (202-637-6100).

LAUGH
Luke’s Wings Benefit
What: Watch improv and bid on an indie art auction to fund travel costs for families of wounded soldiers.
Why: We will always remember.
When: Sat., 7 p.m.
Where: The Bethesda Theatre, 7719 Wisconsin Ave., Bethesda (301-657-7827).

ROCK
Black Cat’s 15th Anniversary
What: Toast the rock joint with performances by Gray Matter, The Shirks, and Domino Team.
Why: It’s pounce-worthy.
When: Fri., 9 p.m.
Where: 1811 14th St. NW, b/t S & T Sts. (202-667-4490).