One look at junior’s face and it’s pretty obvious that your husband fathered the child (hello, schnoz).

But it’s no surprise that the neighbors have been thinking milkman, given your deep love for South Mountain Creamery, the Maryland-based, family-owned farm that delivers fresh, glass-bottled milk throughout D.C.

Select from whole, 2 percent, skim, and chocolate moo juice, as well as other dairy basics like cream, butter, yogurt, and cheese — all of which are produced without growth hormones, antibiotics, or pesticides. Plus there are cage-free eggs; humanely raised lamb, beef, pork, and chicken; locally grown coffee; and lots of other goodies.

Place your order online and they drop everything at your door.

Which may have the neighbors talking stork.

South Mountain Creamery (301-371-8565 or southmountaincreamery.com).

SNAP
Foto Week D.C. Contest
What: School-age photogs submit pics; winners’ work exhibited during the weeklong celebration.
Why: What you see is what you get.
When: Submissions due by Oct. 24.
Where: Rules online at fotoweekdc.org.

PLAY
Proper Topper Playtime
What: Live music, bubbles, and treats in the garden; 10 percent off children’s books in the store.
Why: Flip your lid.
When: Sat., 10:30-11:30 a.m.
Where: 3213 P St. NW, at Wisconsin Ave. (202-333-6200).

SIP
Story Time Tea
What: New monthly traditional tea launches with a reading of The Teacher from the Black Lagoon.
Why: Steep right in.
When: Sat., 2 & 3:30 p.m.
Where: The Grille at Morrison House Hotel, 116 S. Alfred St., Alexandria (703-838-8000). Call for reservations.