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SEE
Romeo and Juliet
What: Shakespeare Theatre mixes it up with an all-male production.
Why: True bromance.
When: Thru Oct. 12.
Where: Sidney Harman Hall, 610 F St. NW, at 6th St. (202-547-1122). Tickets online at shakespearetheatre.org.

DC Shorts Film Festival
What: The festival culminates with a screening of top pieces in Best of the Fest.
Why: Get shorty.
When: Thurs., noon, 4, 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Where: Landmark’s E Street Cinema, 555 11th St. NW, at E St. (202-452-7672). Tickets online at dcshorts.com.

SHOP
Wink Trunk Show
What: The Georgetown boutique readies for fall with Miguel Ases jewelry and Lauren Merkin bags along with ample champers.
Why: You can’t leave Ases is.
When: Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: 3109 M St. NW, b/t Wisconsin Ave. & 31st St. (202-338-9465).

EAT
Cinco de Ceiba
What: Celebrate the restaurant’s fifth anniversary with $5 cocktails and specials from the original menu.
Why: High five.
When: Sat., 5:30-11 p.m.
Where: 701 14th St. NW, at G St. (202-393-3983).

GO
H Street Festival
What: Boogie, eat, and sift through art.
Why: It’s all about street smarts.
When: Sat., noon-6 p.m.
Where: H Street NE, b/t 12th & 14th Sts.