Washington, D.C. - November 14, 2008

Straight Up

iPosture Posture Monitor

As your dear mother always said, you’d be easier on the eyes without those boobs resting on your belly.

Stop her mid-nag when you go home for the holidays this year with iPosture.

The handy-dandy little disk can be worn as a pendant, clipped to your bra strap, or fashioned just about anywhere in the vicinity of your neck or decolletage. Not unlike a human shock collar, the gadget’s sensors can tell when you’re slouching — and send a gentle vibrating jolt reminding you to straighten up.

Does it hurt? Probably less than Mom’s withering glare. Is it safe? Probably better for you than a lifetime of looking like a hobbit.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

And it’s time you showed some backbone.

Available online at iposture.com.