Ever since you announced you’re expecting, everyone from the mailman to the masseuse has offered advice. Ours: Ignore all except for what Kimberly Levin, the brains behind the new baby concierge service Nursery Know-It-All, has to say. Pre-bambino, the seasoned mother of three can help with everything from selecting a doctor to setting up a registry, sending thank-you notes, and decorating the nursery. Postpartum, she’ll plan a bris, naming ceremony, or christening; do last-minute tasks like installing the car seat; and weigh in on playgroups, nursery schools, and sitters. Best of all, she keeps you sane (and within budget). The only thing she can’t do? Keep others from offering their two cents. Nursery Know-It-All (202-744-6477 or nurseryknowitall.com). DO Enchanted Forest What: Visit the old-school attractions and petting zoo or pick pumpkins in the field. Why: You’ll be enchanted. When: Thru Nov. 4. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Where: Clark’s Elioak Farm, 10500 Clarksville Pike, Ellicott City (410-730-4049). LEARN Making Happy Meals What: Menu planning, meal advice, and wellness games for kids and parents with area dietitian Randi Weissberger. Why: It’ll be a treat. When: Tues., 4:30-5:30 p.m. Where: Be You Bi Yu Spa, 5602 Shields Dr., Bethesda (240-821-9999). LISTEN Tom Glazer Sings Honk-Hiss-Tweet-GGGGGGG and Other Favorites What: New release of remastered old-fashioned faves like “Skip to My Lou” and “This Old Man.” Why: Shoo fly. When: Whenever you come rolling home. Where: Online at amazon.com.