Online - November 04, 2008

Mr. ____ Goes to Washington

Go Vote Right Now

Some of us lost it to Bill. Others gave it up for Jimmy or Ronnie. But even if history has passed him by (rock on, John Anderson), you never forget your first.

We’re talking presidential candidates.

So listen up, all you virgin voters: Today’s the day, and if you miss out, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself if your guy doesn’t come out on top. Not to mention the fact that you’ll have to wait another four years to get a piece of the action.

So get out there — even if it means skipping the gym, forgoing a blowout, or bypassing the snooze button.

You’ve saved yourself long enough.

Just do it already.

Find your polling locale online at maps.google.com.