Sleigh bells ring,
causing headaches.
In the lane,
squeals from car brakes.
The sounds of the season
Inspire a reason
To send snarky, cranky, bitter e-cards to all.

Like a little sting with your Bing? Deck those in-boxes with Someecards.com’s DailyCandy holiday cards.

For a kindly way to rehash an embarrassing holiday party gaffe, try: “Happy Holidays to someone I pray I don’t regret contacting as soon as the eggnog is out of my system.”

Can’t resist a jab at friend’s hopelessly unromantic New Year’s plans? Go for: “May you wake up New Year’s Day underneath a man instead of a pile of women’s magazines.”

So step away from the schmaltz and send holiday greetings that show your true spirit.

They’re enough to give you a card-on.

Available online at someecards.com.