This town has seen Watergate, Zippergate, and a whole slew of other embarrassments.

But the worst of all is Polyestergate. And it’s still going on.

Leave the cleanup to Rochelle Behrens. The local lobbyist-by-day noticed the difficulty in finding affordable day-to-night outfits in quality fabrics, so she launched her own line of chic dresses and separates.

In her new fall/winter collection, Behrens uses dreamy black Italian knit and dark tweed. The materials do wonders for contours in styles like high-waisted, cuffed pants and a subtly sexy tulip skirt.

She also tackles Gapagegate (the universal blouse gaping issue) with a line of patent-pending blouses that guarantee your buttons will lie flat.

Keeping things refreshingly under wraps.

Available online at rochellebehrenscollection.com.