Washington, D.C. - February 17, 2009

Neither Hair nor There

Hairstyling Workshops at Parlour Salon

A confidential memo from the Evil Hairstylists Headquarters:

Scissor Sisters and Brothers, our plan to keep the masses in our power has been compromised.

Parlour Salon, a rogue operation on U Street, is sharing our most trusted secrets for salon-perfect hair with the world.

Sources say agents are being trained in groups of six by the salon’s savvy instructors.

Operatives pick specific workshops to master hot rolling, blow-drying, fancy styling, or even our secret weapon: conquering curly hair. They are seen enjoying champagne, desserts, and goodie bags full of products.

Our intel indicates that these frizzy, tangled masses will forget us as they style their own glossy looks.

This really blows.

Available at Parlour Salon, 1522 U Street NW, between 15th and 16th Streets (202-986-0080 or parlourdc.com). Parlour is giving first dibs on next Thursday’s 7:30 p.m. blow-dry class to DailyCandy readers; call to make a reservation.