Washington, D.C. - February 09, 2009

A Hard Inox Life

Inox Restaurant Opens

We’re receiving reports of high rates of Inoxication.

Details are still coming in, but early studies suggest the cause to be overindulgence in new Tysons Corner restaurant Inox, opening today.

Participants report temptations of gourmet American fare, including truffled patty melts and Berkshire pork prepared two ways and served over black trumpet mushrooms and Brussels sprouts.

Menu items are also being paired with an impressive array of wines from long cellars throughout the space.

Keep in mind that many are caught unaware as they lounge in the velvet booths beneath delicate Calder-like light fixtures.

The cozy lounge and lengthy bar will offer alternative shelter.

We recommend immediate Inoxulation.

Inox, 1800 Tysons Boulevard, Tysons Corner (703-790-4669 or inoxrestaurant.com).

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