Gotta love it.
SEE
My Comic Valentine
What: A performance looking back on retro romance and culture set to resemble a living comic book.
Why: It’s a Marvel.
When: Thurs., 8 p.m.; Fri.& Sat., 8 & 10 p.m.; Sun., 3 p.m.
Where: The Shop at Fort Fringe, 610 L St. NW, b/t 6th & 7th Sts. (443-803-1163). Tickets online at ovationtix.com.
VENT
Anti-Hallmark Valentine’s Day Card Contest
What: A DIY card-making contest to celebrate all things unromantic, sexually awkward, and devoid of sentiment.
Why: Don’t call me Cupid.
When: Sat., 8-10 p.m.
Where: EatBar, 2761 Washington Blvd., Arlington (703-778-9951).
RELAX
Free Vida Fitness/Aura Spa Treatments
What: Spruce up with a day of gratis massages, skin treatments, and fitness consultations.
Why: You’re the wrong kind of kinky.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Renaissance Hotel, 999 9th St. NW, at New York Ave. (202-742-1940).
EAT
MallowDrama’s Valentine’s Cupcakes
What: Red velvet and spicy chocolate treats are decorated in edible lingerie or whipped to woo with sweetheart sayings.
Why: 2 good 2 b true.
When: Whenever you need a sugar high.
Where: To set up delivery, call 703-758-1474 or e-mail info@mallowdrama.com.
RIDE
TripperBus Launches
What: The new bus company offers posh travel and free Wi-Fi to and from NYC with tickets as low as $1.
Why: Va-va-vroom.
When: Service begins Fri., 7:30 a.m.
Where: Board outside the Bethesda and Rosslyn Metro stations. Info at 877-826-3874.