Washington, D.C. - March 13, 2009

Hu La La

Hu’s Wear Boutique Opens Tomorrow

Well, it looks like we’ve got a masterful case of Hu dunnit.

The Hu’s gang, most recently affiliated with the Georgetown shoe ring, has gone bigger. They’re targeting bodies, and they’re outfitted with the right supplies to get this job done.

They’re thinking big. The leaders have assembled an ambitious crew from around the world. Once inside, you’ll see the shifty work of Megan Park, our old pal Bruno Grizzo, and patterns hinting of Salvor along with backup from Guilty Brotherhood.

Needless to say, we haven’t even mentioned the accessories.

Recon missions have shown that we’ll be entering a spacious two-story layout. Windows on all sides mean plenty of light to see what we’re dealing with.

Our mission is to get inside and apprehend as many of the suspects as possible.

Now Hu’s game?

Hu’s Wear, 2906 M Street NW, between 29th and 30th Streets (202-342-2020 or husonline.com).

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