Washington, D.C. - April 01, 2009

Escape Gloss

Mask-or-Aid Escape Kits

He leans in for a kiss, burping a romantic aroma of onion rings and beer. You could vomit or slap him, but your drama quotient maxes out at polite refusal.

Channel your inner Femme Nikita and bust on outta there.

The purse-size Mask-or-Aid kit gives you all the tools to escape a sticky situation.

Ditching a bad date? Use the collapsible hat and hairpiece.

Tired of leering eyes at the bar? Slap on a prosthetic nose, use cloth tape to batten down the twins, and stuff a sock to man up.

Even if you don’t plan on dodging disaster, it’s fun for impromptu dress-up.

And makes the perfect diss guise.

Available online at maskoraid.com.