Washington, D.C. - August 18, 2009

Flat Farm

Keratin Blowout at Hair Lounge Salon

Girl, your hair’s so fly, your frizz is getting airline perks.

When flattery falls short, those locks need immediate flattening at Hair Lounge.

The posh salon offers a keratin blowout that will leave you looking salon-styled for up to two weeks.

After shampooing your hair, a stylist will coat every strand with a mix of proteins and collagen. Once covered, your hair is blown into a perfect coif. A flat iron seals the deal. And those insults are a long-lost memory.

The proteins bind and strengthen strands, making the treatment perfect for damaged and color-treated hair.

It takes less than an hour and costs a little more than a typical blowout. All you’ll need to do is lather and rinse to repeat that glossy look.

And one swoosh of your mane will make any jokes fall flat.

Hair Lounge Salon, 2201 Wisconsin Avenue NW, at W Place (202-337-0951 or hairloungesalon.com).

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