Dirty Deeds

citycentric mobile cleaning!

Abandoning housecleaning duties to your roomies caused a mutiny (see: egocentric). Working too late to pick up your laundry made you contemplate cloning yourself (see: polycentric).

Cleaning and cloning made you temporarily nuts (see: eccentric).

Until a magical van pulled up and saved your sanity (see: CityCentric).

The new full-service housecleaning and laundry service is a mobile one-stop shop for busy bees.

Specify time, date, and frequency of visits online along with the specific rooms that need attention. The wizards will leave your place spotless and deliver dry cleaning to and from their own organic cleaner.

CityCentric is fully insured and bonded, so you can trust them with the keys and get back to your life.

It’s nearly tantric.

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