You’ll never believe this.MEETAlexander BerardiWhat: The new design darling introduces his line to D.C. at Hysteria’s cocktail event.Why: Nautical stripes, tailored capelet dress, and boyfriend blazers with ruched sleeves ($300 and up).When: Thurs., 6 p.m.Where: 125 S. Fairfax St., Alexandria (703-548-1615).FEASTSanjeev Kapoor DinnerWhat: The Indian celebrity chef (whose resume includes a TV show, 40 books, and 20 restaurants) hosts a dinner and talk to introduce his new tome, How to Cook Indian: More Than 500 Classic Recipes for the Modern Kitchen.Why: Cocktails, dinner, a copy of the book, and insights from the man they call “The Rachael Ray of India.”When: Fri., 7 p.m.Where: Indique Heights, 2 Wisconsin Cir., Chevy Chase (301-656-4822). Reservations required ($79).PLAN AHEADChamber MagicWhat: Order tickets to see the truly amazing magician Steve Cohen, in D.C. for a limited time.Why: Settle into The Willard’s Peacock Lounge and watch sleights of hand, mind reading, and the inexplicable Think-a-Drink.When: Buy tickets now (they’ll sell out) for Apr. 6, 9 p.m. Where: The Willard InterContinental Hotel, 1401 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, at 14th St. (202-628-9100). For tickets ($75), call 866-811-4111.ENTERThe Art of ReUseWhat: Green Is Universal and DIY wunderkind Etsy are challenging you to repurpose and upcycle home decor, fashion, jewelry, gadgets, and more.Why: Besides your light carbon footprint? A trip for four to Universal Studios.When: Thru Apr. 8.Where: Sign up online at greenisuniversal-reuse.com.SCORECommunity Yard SaleWhat: Donate clothing and housewares to benefit the nonprofit Community of Hope during the annual Columbia Heights Day Festival.Why: When you’ve finished unloading your goods, pick up a map of more than 50 nearby sales (furniture, books, collectibles, and more).When: Sat., 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. (yard sales), 11 a.m.-3 p.m. (donations).Where: Civic Plaza, 1400 Park Rd. NW, at 14th St.Photos: Courtesy of Alexander BerardiUp to 65% off ApartDitch your ho-hum threads for distinct Euro styles (think military shirts, distressed leather jackets, and Havana-inspired tunics); finish the look with a printed Otrera scarf. Both brands are up to 65% off on our sample sale site.