Hey, Dinocroc, you got nothing on the sinister monsters infecting the water in Maryland. It’s July 4, and instead of passing the ketchup, the people of Claridge are passing out — permanently. Oscar-winning director Barry Levinson’s found-footage horror flick goes to grotesque extremes, but it’s all based on fact: That tongue-eating isopod is burrowing its way into a fish’s mouth as we write this sentence. It’s like: Quarantine aired on the Channel 5 News. Take: A cuttlefish. Premieres: Today
Torn between two lovers: movie night and nature? Take in the former on a blanket at the park or at an old-fashioned drive-in — and leave the hard questions for some other day.