August 10, 2007

To the Manners Born

Carole Margaret Randolph’s Etiquette Lessons

Hon, we’re doing this because we love you. And we want you to get better. You’re a food smacker. And a drunken, belligerent hostess. Frankly, you need to work on your manners.

This can be done in private, sweetie, thanks to Carole Margaret Randolph’s personal etiquette lessons.

Randolph teaches everything from the art of small talk and writing letters to meeting with diplomats and being a gracious guest.

Want to throw parties people remember for the delightfulness, not the drama? She’ll shape you into a relaxed and confident entertainer.

Hoping to get through a banquet without using the demitasse spoon to slurp bouillabaisse? She’ll show you how to effortlessly glide through any multicourse American- or European-style meal.

Need to give a toast that’ll have everyone rolling on the floor without a mention of the bride’s brief stint as an exotic dancer? She can help you polish your public speaking skills.

Before you know it, she’ll have you on every guest list in town.

Just don’t forget to thank her.

Carole Margaret Randolph (301-881-9144 or carolehats@aol.com).