February 29, 2008

Chair Person

Chair Dance Aerobics at Goddess Fitness

You’ve knitted gloves for your favorite bouncer and crafted mix tapes for your Metro bus driver. You like to reward those who support you.

So show some love to a pal who never lets you down: your chair.

At the Chair Dance Aerobics class at Goddess Fitness, you can shower that four-legged friend with affection (and a little perspiration).

During the five-week course, you will learn two choreographed routines with a chair as your partner. The studio uses folding chairs, but the moves will work with a favorite desk chair or recliner. As music blares, you’ll learn a sexy strut and a seductive crawl around the chair, dip those triceps, and kick your shins a la Esther Williams.

Best yet, you’ll emerge with some muscle definition.

You’re mustering all your strength to build a replica of your neighbors’ house for their new ferret.

Available at Goddess Fitness, 4931 Saint Elmo Avenue, suite b, Bethesda (301-654-2007 or goddessfitness.com). The next session starts March 4.